a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Should I wear all black or all black today
If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
reasons you should frick me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.